In a shameless plug for The Onion store (and no, I don't get any kickbacks), I bring you the Weekender Magazine's timeless cover:



I need one. Or maybe 10. Lots of people I know need them.

John Kerry is up for replacement this election. Not much hope of it, but I can dream.


Update 11 Nov 08 - Sadly, all of my so-called "representatives" (U.S. Senate, U.S. House, State Senate, State House) were re-elected, despite my voting against all of them (some of the more useless ones, I voted against just out of spite). The election process works, though - The shameless Commonwealth of Massachusetts got what they deserve.