A few years ago, at the height of a period of insanity not-too-unlike-now, a couple of very bent men asked a very serious question: "What if all of the conspiracy theories are true?" The result was a trilogy of seriously mind-numbing (and utterly amusing) books that were ultimately bound up into a door-stop called Illuminatus!

If you've followed this link over from IMAO (or are just looking at this picture wondering quietly to yourself "wha?"), here's what you need to know:

• Eris was the Greek goddess of discord. She is worshiped by the Discordians.
  
• Her weapon of destruction, wielded in response to the Original Snub is a golden apple (seen behind our terrorist friends, in a black pyramid NO LESS!)
  
• All truth can be found in Five Tons of Flax.
  

Fnord!

Disclaimer: I'm not sure what's up with Picasaweb right now, but it's really messing with the quality of the picture. The original is here, in the (extremely unlikely) event you want to see it with clear text.