I'll bite anyway: CrabbyOlBastard posted a part of a chain of questions "If you saw ME in the back of a police car, what would you assume I had been arrested for?" Though few enough people read this, and even fewer of those who do read it actually know me, I'll post it for amusement.

So, if you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you assume I had been arrested for? (answer the question, then post the question to your LJ blog, if you're in the mood).